Gunpowder Treason and Plot

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Gunpowder Treason and Plot

Gunpowder Treason and Plot

4th October 2013

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Yes folks it's nearly that time again November 5th. We've had a chat with Guy and he strongly suggests being very careful, after all he should know !

Guy says :

Never give a sparkler to an under 5, they are pretty but really hot.
Keep well back from the action.
Make sure your pets are ok if need be seek vets advice.
Keep the firework box closed or as Guy says, " Keep a lid on it ! "
Only buy proper fireworks they are marked BS 7114.
Always light up at arms length use a spill or taper.
Unlike the flat pack chair you bought always read the instructions on the firework and the box.
Keep an eye and hand on the kids.
Don't put fireworks in your pocket. Ouch !
Don't chuck fireworks around.
Don't go near a firework that's been lit, if it hasn't gone off, it may !
Don't drink until the last Whoosh ! Sorry.

Have a memorable night for all the right reasons, keep safe.

P.S. If you smoke remember the difference between a fag and a banger if you don't you'll need a really good dentist !

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