Joke Of The Week
3rd March 2014
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Ok as its a short on you get 2

 

Got tasered picking up my friend from the airport today. Apparently security doesn't like it when you shout, "Hi Jack!"

 

Q: What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

A: "Put it on my bill."

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