In July 2017, Coppins said:
I visited recently overnight on business. I made my feelings clear as I checked out and I was told that the general manager would be in touch to discuss, and I said therefore I would not make public my views. He hasn't been in touch so...
I booked a taxi, through the hotel, to pick me up at the airport, driver wasn't there when I arrived, this was 8 pm and terminal was deserted. I sat outside on a bench (with luggage) watching taxi drivers chatting to each other, trying to find the confirmation email and get my phone to reboot. After a few minutes a driver wandered over to the terminal. Long story short he was my driver and hadn't seen passengers disembark the flight. Find that very hard to believe as he was facing the one and only door, but that's not the hotel's fault. It kind of sets the tone though.
I checked in, to the hotel, very smart room. Small but very well appointed and very comfortable. My only constructive criticism relates to the hallway, on exiting my room left and right looked exactly the same, nowhere in my corridor was there any sign pointing towards the left or stairs. This isn't a big deal just an observation. As I say the room was lovely. Extra firm pillow as requested, dressing gown, slippers, tea making facilities, decoration in very good order. If one was staying for a few days the room would be pretty cramped but for overnight it was excellent and the bathroom super.
Went down to dinner, 9 pm table booked. Restaurant manager showed me to the table for 1 by the kitchen door. 20 mins later I was still sitting there gazing around when she came over and said "sorry I forgot you, it's been one of those days". Perhaps but we could all say that. But the two gentlemen sitting next to me were getting super service. My starter came and went. Crab salad, sorry to say (and I was starving and really looking forward to it), completely tasteless. After sitting there 40 minutes I called over the manageress and asked if she saw a drink on my table. "No? Neither do I". "Well what do you want?" she literally barked at me. "How do I know? I haven't seen any form of wine list or been offered anything" and I do mean not even a glass of water. She said I could have a glass of wine for free, both my first two choices (the cheapest ones I add) were unavailable. The main course, the fish special pan fried with stir fried vegetables was so over cooked it had gone rubbery and basically inedible. As I was fighting the fish, and the men on the table next to me were being treated properly by their waiter, the kitchen turned off all lights. Didn't really feel like a dessert by then to be honest anyway. I was made to feel so unwelcome, so in the way and just an irritant, that I was literally in tears by the time I left the restaurant. I would add that several other tables were occupied but it was not packed out and others were still eating, I was not keeping anyone who should have long gone home.
I was still too upset the next morning to eat anything other than a piece of toast but I can say that the full English breakfast did look very nice.
After my early morning meeting the next day I sat working in the lounge area until my flight. When the Reception phone rang, one hopes it was internal calls, it was answered by someone saying "Fawlty Towers". Oh the irony.
At check in I had asked the gentleman on Reception to book me a taxi back to the airport the next day. He said he would do so. The next morning I double checked and was told it had been booked, for 3.15 pm. At 3.10 pm I was ready to go. The taxi didn't arrive. As I was telling the Manager how dreadful my experience as a lone woman business traveller had been in the restaurant over his shoulder I could see the Receptionist on the telephone frantically trying to get me a taxi, by now it was "rush hour" in Guernsey. The taxi arrived at 3.40. I only just made the flight, the taxi driver said no taxi had been booked, he had been pulled off another job to pick me up and he doubted very much whether I would make the flight.
I was then searched at airport security and my bag was searched twice. My family came to the mainland from Guernsey many generations ago, I can understand why they left and I certainly won't be going back in any sort of a hurry.
The best part of the trip - Gwyneth & Grey in the town, a lovely boutique run by two friendly and helpful ladies.
Source: tripadvisor.co.uk