Our New Year's resolutions

31st December 2009

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Our New Year Resolutions list (2010)

Just for today, we will not sit in our living rooms all day in our pyjamas. Instead, we will move our computers into our bedrooms.
We will no longer waste our time relieving the past, instead we will spend it worrying about the future.
We will not bore each other with the same excuse for taking days off sick. We will think of some more excuses.
We will do less washing and use more deodorant.
We will avoid taking a bath whenever possible and conserve more water.
We will give up cigarettes totally. 100%. Completely. Honestly....
We will try to figure out why we really need nine e-mail addresses. Each.
We will stop sending e-mails to our wife/girlfriend.
We resolve to work with neglected children - our own.
We will stop sending e-mails, Tweets, texts and be on the phone at the same time with the same person.
We will spend less than one hour a day on the internet. This, of course, will be hard to estimate since we're not clock watchers.
We will read the manual... just as soon as we can find it.
We will think of a password other than "Password."
We will not tell the same story at every get together.
We won't worry so much.
We will cut our hair.
We will grow our hair.
We will be more imaginative.
We will not ring the air hostess button on planes just to get her phone number.

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