I've done quite a few posts here at the Best of Rochdale and I think it's time for some dorky, geeky and somewhat funny jokes, after all we all love our entertainent!
So here are seven Jokes that might make you smile:
1- How do you make the number seven even? A-You take the s out!
2- Why are ghosts not good at lying? A- Because you can see right through them!
3- What has four legs but can't walk? A- A chair!
4- Why did Sam take his pencil to bed? A- So he could draw the curtains!
5- What did the blanket say to the bed? A- Don't worry, I've got you covered!
6- Why did the oreo go to the dentist? A- Because he lost his filling!
7- What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A- The teacher says, spit out your gum and the train says chew chew chew!
There's lots of ways to find entertainment in Rochdale and this is my way of making my readers smile!
Hi! I'm Ghazal and I'm studying English and Creative Writing at university. I love writing and finding out about new things. I write almost everything and I love my fiancé and my kitty.
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