Did you know the answer to ...
Q. Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A. A mince spy
Q. What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
A. Its Christmas Eve
Q. What is father Christmas' dog called?
A. Santa Paws
Q. What do snowmen wear on their heads?
A. Ice caps
Q. Why did they let the turkey join in the band?
A. He had the drumsticks
Q. Where do elves get their information from?
A. The Winter net
Q. What is Frosty the snowman's favorite cereal?
A. Ice crispies
Q. What is snow girl called?
A. A snow-ma'am
Q. Where does Santa go for a night out?
A. A snowball
Q. Why wasn't the turkey hungry at Christmas?
A. He was stuffed
Q. What do you call a reindeer with no eyes?
A. No-eyed deer
Q. What's the most popular wine at Christmas?
A. "But I don't like Brussels sprouts!"
Look out for more Christmas Crackers next week. If you have a favorite joke to share let us know at solihull@thebestof.co.uk
Hi! I'm Ann and with my husband John, said 'Farewell' to bestof on 31st July 2017 and are returning to the horticultural trade. Thank you to everyone past and present for reading my blogs.
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